Don't Ask Me for Answers!

Questions and more questions... It's raining. It has been raining a lot. Why do we have a month or two of drought, then a month of excessive rainfall? Why do some students still wear shorts and flip flops and race around as if they're surprised? It has been thundering and pissing it down for several hours before they woke up, and still is. Do people who wear flip-flops know that their footwear makes them walk funny? Do they know for example that some of them look rather akin to a constipated duck? Do they also know that they are lucky to live in the Midwest and that if they were accidentally transported to Manchester in their flippity flops they would run the real risk of being beaten up, or at least abused by people whose accents they couldn't understand! For answers to these and many other of life's questions go here: http://www.google.com/ -Radix